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Desktop X Decorate Collections Ubel Figure Is on Its Way

One of Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End’s most loved characters, Ubel, has a new figure. And if you’re like me and love girls with no life in their eyes and a moral compass as strong as Bocchi’s social skills, you’re in luck! With the new Desktop x Decorate Collections Ubel figure, you can own your own amoral girl without the problems that associating with one in real life brings.

We’ve all been there. You meet a really cool, and laid-back girl in Cozumel. She shows you all the best bars. Shows you all those little hole-in-the-wall dinners that serve food that’s so good it brings a tear to your eyes. You hit it off for the night. Then you wake up with a 3-degree cotton mouth. You look to your right and find an empty bed. You then realize she’s nowhere to be seen, and your wallet and a particular plant you bought are missing. Worst of all, she took all your hazy IPAs and didn’t even have the decency to flush the toilet. It’s funny in retrospect, but living it in the moment really ruffles your feathers.

But with the new Desktop x Decorate Collections Ubel figure, you don’t have to live through this blood pressure-raising scenario. All you need to do to get your very own girl with questionable morals is spend about $26 and wait until the first quarter of next year, and you’re set for life. Manufactured by Sega under the Desktop x Decorate Collections line, this non-scale PVC figure stands at 6.69 inches (17 cm for people who haven’t embraced God’s measuring system).

Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End is the type of anime that makes you grateful that, just like a carton of milk, your expiration date arrives sooner than expected. Do you know that soul-crushing dread you feel when you realize that your crush was indeed flirting back with you? It wasn’t just in your head. They were actually into you. But that was ages ago, and now you’re stuck in a dead-end marriage and have 3 future taxpayers to feed? Well, imagine living with that feeling for all eternity.

That’s what Frieren has to do. Despite hints that were as subtle as a shotgun going off two inches from your ear, she didn’t realize that the dude was trying to give her his heart and wiggly diggly until he was cold in the ground. And because of that, she sets out to understand time and emotion in a way she’s never tried to before. MADHOUSE’s Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End is currently available on Crunchyroll and with a #1 spot on MAL it’s worth the binge.

Source: Good Smile Company
© Yamada Kanehito, Abe Tsukasa /Shogakukan / “Sousou no Frieren” Production Committee

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